The strangest thing happened. Someone said these words to me, “I am sorry.”
*insert extreme gangsta rap*
I… I was worthy of an apology!!! This, guys, is what satisfaction feels like. Being the ungrateful, unapologetic and devious little bitch that I am, I was apologized to. From whom did I receive this bundle of happiness, you ask? Oh yes! MY WORST ENEMY (Okay, probably not the worst, since I’ve had my fair share of enemies, like the “arch nemesis” kind. I just have a tendency to exaggerate). So I’m not gonna go into the technicalities of the disagreements we had. Let’s just say, she was being an asshole and I was the only one who had the guts to stand up to her. She assumed that I was “very moody” (which is like last century’s news). But ultimately, I was right.
And then… she looked at me with a hope to be forgiven. She was actually waiting for a reply. And then how can you say “Eff off” to this.
Moral of the story? I actually have a heart, contrary to what my elder brother believes.
Moral of the story, Part 2? Guys have an admirable ability to put up with your shit, so it’s better to befriend guys as opposed to girls. (Don’t hate on me, please don’t hate on me… I’m actually a very okay person).
Wait a minute, should I have kicked her ass instead?
– Rubani Kaur
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